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I run around at top speed sucking up cartoon apples so I can shoot them into the mouth of a giant grinning blob with the feverish desperation of someone trying to take down an enemy APC with a grenade launcher.

Why? I have no idea. All I know is there’s a huge slime blocking the opening of a cave, and he likes to eat fruit, and maybe if I feed him enough something will happen so I can get into the cave. Yes but Why? I don’t know! I really do not know. There’s a cave that I can’t get into because the goo is in the way. There might be something cool in the cave. I’ll take as long as it takes to find out.